I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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