Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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