You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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