I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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