: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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