It's like a parade of train wrecks.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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