I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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