We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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