I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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