Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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