So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
