I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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