: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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