You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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