at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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