it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize