youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
