i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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