If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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