just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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