Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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