I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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