I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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