I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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