Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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