next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
