Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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