Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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