i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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