So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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