He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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