haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
As shirtless as possible
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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