Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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