Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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