...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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