So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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