love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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