C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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