if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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