I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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