Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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