New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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