ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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