My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Sorry about my life...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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