Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sober January is a disaster.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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