"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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