dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
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I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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