"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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