Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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