And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
my sisters under your porch take her home
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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