I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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