you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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