i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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