am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Everything about him screamed your future.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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