the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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